We finally get to meet...well, kinda...lolWelcome to Journie Land!
Hmmmm.
It has been a while since I have drunk to much... (yes that is correct English). Old drinking stories stink, so we will abbreviate this portion of my entry to, what was I thinking?! The real point of interest, is what CAUSED me to drink.
I have a rather naughty alter-ego; rather I should say I have a rather naughty minor persona (not truly a multiple personality disorder) .
This persona can be likened to a fop (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fop). If you wish to envision a fop, think of the book and or film Les Liasons Dangereuse or Dangerous Liasons... (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094947/) . The tagline for this particular film is "Lust. Seduction. Revenge. The Game As You've Never Seen It Played Before." Mwa-hahahaha. Oh wait, another excellent extranious reference! The "fops" of SNL, Lucien and Fagan: a 1990's phenomena based on some lunacy.
I think, this persona represents the portion on me which is a bit of an historical throwback to the age of reason (incidently there was little reason in this age). For those of you who are inherently modern and incapable of reverting to times past- check out Interview with the Vampire-specifically Lestat, ok?

Right. Now that I have adequately rendered a mental montage of fops for you, you must understand the psychological significance of this endeavor... I think Sting was paraphrasing Bram Stoker in this quotation, though I cannot find the reference. A fop would say,
"I must love what I destroy and destroy the thing I love" Moon over Bourbon Street